Who would play you in a film about your life?
“An ’Ollywood actor? Ah, I don’t know... The one I like at the moment is Gerard Butler, or maybe Ryan Gosling.”
If you could be a professional in another sport, what would it be?
“Maybe ski? The giant slalom. I used to ski a lot because I was born in the mountains, in the Alps. I love it and I reached a great level. But I’m not allowed to do it now, so I really miss it. The last time I went skiing? About ten years ago. Too much time.”
Have you ever been starstruck?
“When I was about ten years old, I saw Zinedine Zidane and I was like [mouth agape]. He came to my home town, to a tournament that I was playing in to say hello. But there were too many people around for me to ask for a picture.”
What’s your favourite TV show?
“It’s a French one, because I have French TV at home. But for English programmes it’s maybe The Voice. It’s entertaining – but no, I definitely can’t sing.”
Your favourite ever goal?
“My first goal in the World Cup, which was the header I scored against Switzerland in 2014. It means a lot to me.”
Who’s the most talented footballer you’ve ever played against?
“I’ve never played against Cristiano Ronaldo and I’ve never played against Lionel Messi. So maybe Franck Ribery for Bayern Munich, or Arjen Robben... or [Zlatan] Ibrahimovic.”
If you could watch only three sports for the rest of your life, what are they?
“Tennis, skiing and football. I used to play a lot of tennis when I was young. And I love to watch Roger Federer play – he has a fantastic technique.”
Who would you most like to go for a drink, or coffee with?
“My daughter is too young to drink, so I’ve got my wife, my mother... Someone famous? Ah okay, then David Beckham is a top man for me. I think he should be an example for the young players. He was a great footballer, but the man himself is very respectful and a top man. So, yeah, why not?”
If you could...
“Ah, wait. Meeting Beckham is not like a dream because I’ve already met him. So why not someone like Brad Pitt? I love his films and I think he’s a legend of the acting world. He’s also a dad to a lot of kids and I think he’s doing really well with everything, so why not try to learn something from him?”
Good question, Olivier. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
“Have you seen the film Jumper? Where you can teleport? I can speak with you now and maybe one second later be in Shanghai or LA. I would like that.”
How would you describe yourself in three words?
“Funny, generous and respectful.”
If you were stuck in a lift with a team-mate, who would be the best and who would be the worst?
“The best would be one of the French guys because I can speak French with him, even if my English is not so bad. But the worst one? That’s a tough question. Anyone who’s a joker.”